So it’s thundering and lighting and raining and I still am being dragged to this party that’s taking place outside for this kid from high school that I’m not friends with and my mom is like “he’s going into the PeacCorps and he’ll be gone for two years it’s so crazy” and I’m just like “well, considering the fact that I haven’t seen him in the past four years…………”

mom: “get in the fucking car”