1. wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

    wasarahbi:

    emes:

    leeantsypantsy:

    all-aboutqoqo:

    “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

    the last sentence

    lmao what

  2. deluxetoaster:

    sonsofsauron:

    deluxetoaster:

    where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

    From inside ourselves.

    fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

  3. I literally want to die

    I literally want to die

  4. janefoster:

    basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

  5. barfpop:

    me during the interlude of a song leading to a nicki minaj’s verse

    image

  6. Oh, you know, just going to work hungover as fuck

    Oh, you know, just going to work hungover as fuck

  7. rachlzane:

    day ruined

  8. He’s gone thank god. Now I’m eating chips and watching Tron

    He’s gone thank god. Now I’m eating chips and watching Tron

  9. OMG yessss good idea

    OMG yessss good idea

  10. Oh my god I’m so drunk right now and there’s a guy in my bed and I want him to leave so I can eat food but he won’t leave how do I solve this problem

  11. yungterra:

    You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

  12. hellomolls:

    *swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

About me

My name is Nikki aND I AM THE BITCH QUEEN OF ANGMAR. PLEASED YOU MEET YOU, MORTAL. I was once the leader of the Nazgûl and a woman but I was corrupted by one of the nine Rings of Power given to the Nine lords of men by my lover Sauron in the Second Age.

I have a lot of problems mostly that I freak out a lot about fandom things. I watch Lord of the Rings and Pacific Rim a lot. Also I get drunk more often than not.

I have a bachelor's degree in being pathetic, a master's degree in loneliness, and a PhD in being a bitch

Ships:
Sasha Kaidonovsky/Aleksis Kaidonovsky
Kíli/Tauriel
Faramir/Eowyn

Me/Boromir
Me/Eomir
Me/Théoden's speeches

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS, but here are some things I do like (no order):

PACIFIC RIM (actually this one is in order - because it's #1 in my hEART)
LOTR/The Hobbit
Game of Thrones
Avengers/Marvel
LOK/ATLA
Donuts
Ke$ha
FEMINISM

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